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³¼MY BEST FRIEND¼³
³¼IS A LAMER¼³
¹
I've tried for a very long time to ig-
nore all these stupid articles about
"Lamers". In fact, I'm as upset by the
article-writers as by the main-editors
of mags who let those articles be pub-
lished. And you can be sure that 90
percents of these articles are only
written to get free advertisments.
First of all, I hate the word "Lamer",
I just think they are simply excellent
game-players (try to beat them at Kick
Off - a so played game in the ELITE
meetings) who prefered to buy an Amiga
instead of a console (Can they be
blamed for this ?) or they are just be
ginners, like we have all been.
Because you, who are all so proud to be
a fucking Elite guy, have you been one
for your first day of swapping/ coding/
making gfx or sfx ? Or were you a be
ginner ? Surely not, but you had the
chance to begin with a comprehensive
guy, who sent you good stuff or advices
back instead of sending you a bag full
of dogshit (someone will recognize him
self). I think it's a total childish
and stupid reaction. I'm also more up
set when I read in ads "Lamers wel-
come - Free disk are always nice" or
something similar. What a shame ! You
are just a stealer, and I can't see
here the difference between a car and a
disk. You are so dishonnest and you com
plain about beginners. I've been con-
tacted three times as far as I can re-
member by beginners. They sent me their
"latest stuff" ( RSI megademo or
own-cli-pack). Remembering that I was
helped by a very cool guy when I was a
LAMER, I've always sent back with the
latest demos with a little letter like
" I've been honest with you, I could
keep the disks but I prefered to send
back. So it's your turn to be honest,
please refund me the postage and try
getting some contacts (It'll be easy
with the stuff I sent you) to grow up.
Bye". Believe me or not, but the THREE
ones refunded me the postage. Yes,
there's a balance in the world, "elite"
guys to be dishonnest, "lamers" to be
honnestful.
I'll give you a last exemple : MY BEST
FRIEND IS A LAMER ! We are going in the
same school and he has always been my
class-neighbour. I always have great
fun with him and we could be brothers.
He also owns an Amiga, but don't use it
in the same way as me. I'm active in
the scene (some guys would have used
the fucking Elite word) and he's an ex-
cellent game player. But as he doesn't
do anything, I have to give him the
stuff. But I don't care at all, he's
always ready to help me when it's
needed, in any way. So, after years of
friendship, when he will come towards
me to shake my hand, as always, would I
say him "Back off, fucking lamer, I
don't want you to touch me !" Better
die ...
I now end with this very short article.
I hoped I would never have to write it
but the scene is getting worse and wor-
se, leaving beginners alone. If you
want to overtake the scene, you've got
to have some inheriters ! And remember:
The only real lamer is the one who call
another one a lamer
³Bross / Willow
A fucking elite lamer !